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Month: June 2022

Crippled CEO Blog #141: Customers vs Clients

Crippled CEO Blog #141:

Every business THINKS it wants new customers. 

And that’s partly true. Customers are important. 

But the truth is, if you really want to be a thriving, profitable enterprise, you don’t just need customers — you need clients.  

What’s the difference? 

A customer buys from you once. A client is an ongoing customer whom you are building a relationship with. 

And while this seems obvious, focusing on the wrong one creates different strategies with different goals. 

If you decide that your primary goal is to get new customers, you might end up with a case of “corporate schizophrenia” — a term coined by my business mentor and dad to describe something he found particularly irritating.  

Corporate schizophrenia, according to dad, is when a business works real hard to get new customers, but then treats them like garbage once they have them. It’s like the company has multiple personalities, thus the term. 

That’s what happens when you decide you are focusing on getting new customers — when the goals you decide on are all about new customer acquisition and those are the numbers you are tracking. That’s how you end up with corporate schizophrenia. 

However, if you also make a point to put plans and systems in place to turn customers into clients and then to focus on client retention, then you can avoid this tragic diagnosis. Last week I talked about allocating a good sized portion of your marketing budget to highlighting customers, celebrating them, and making others aspire to be them. When I spoke about this last week, the idea was that celebrating customers publicly was an excellent way to get more customers. This is also a good first step to turn them into clients, also (you can read last week’s blog for more on the specifics there). 

Beyond that, though, every business is different, but if you decide to make turning customers into clients and then keeping those clients a priority, you’ll start the process of finding the ways to do just that. 

(I’ll always be your mom’s #1 client. Your mom also gets a text from me every Sunday with a link to the latest blog post. Send a text to 561-726-1567 with the word CRIP as the message to get a link to the blog as soon as it’s up.

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Crippled CEO Blog #140: Celebrate Your Customers

Crippled CEO Blog #140:

Approximately 127 years ago, back when I used to go out to night clubs, all of the attention in the room would turn to the parade of sexy servers, proudly carrying a liquor bottle like a trophy with sparklers shooting out of it. Sometimes the DJ would make note of it, also, just in case anyone missed the display. We would all watch the customer, the hero of this performance, take possession of the bottle, and inevitably, it wouldn’t be long until someone else, wanting the same experience, ordered another, and another parade of ladies snaked through the club with the fireworks and liquor held high.

That same bottle could be purchased for $40 at the store, but the night club would sell it for $300. And they would sell a lot of them. 

Nobody is paying for the actual vodka. They are paying to be the subject of aspiration — to be, for a moment, the person everyone else wants to be.

I’ve seen the same idea employed at a charity gala. During the “call to giving“ after dinner, the MC called for donations, almost like an auction. The biggest donors were given this big glowing thing — praise and adulation heaped on them in front of everybody. Just like with the bottle, it wasn’t long until more people started raising their hands to give. 

We all know that we should market to get more customers (hopefully). However, I think you should be spending a good portion of your marketing budget finding ways to celebrate your existing customers. Not only do you make that customer much more loyal and increase the probability that they will turn from a customer into a client (more on that in next week‘s blog), but few things will get people to buy from you as successfully as making what you offer something to aspire to. And they’ll pay more for it, too — just like the people paying $300 for the $40 bottle of booze. 

Make a big deal out of a customer’s purchase. Ask to take a picture of them with whatever they’ve bought and post it on your socials. I’ve seen real estate agents and car dealerships do this, but it really could be anything. Maybe do a short video interview with your customer, asking them how they got to be so smart and amazing, and then post that. Maybe pick a customer of the week that you highlight publicly, talk about glowingly, and celebrate. 

Testimonials are great, but making people envy your customer for being your customer… that’s  even better.

(Happy Father’s Day! Thankfully, the only girl who calls me daddy is your mom. I’m happy to report that I’ve gotten through yet another Father’s Day with no surprise cards showing up in my mailbox. If things keep going well with your mom, maybe you’ll be getting me a card next year. Your mom also gets a text from me every Sunday with a link to the latest blog post. Send a text to 561-726-1567 with the word CRIP as the message to get a link to the blog as soon as it’s up.

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Crippled CEO Blog #139: Hidden Signs Your Business is in Trouble

Crippled CEO Blog #139:

One of the major goals of the drowning prevention community is to dispel the misconception of what drowning looks like. Most people think that drowning looks like what we see on TV — arms flailing about, frantic splashing, and calling out for help. I (and others) call this the Bay Watch drowning and, like Pamela Anderson’s breasts, nothing is real about this depiction. 

The reality is that drowning doesn’t look like this at all. When someone starts to drown, an automatic reflex takes control of their body, and there’s nothing they can do about it. Typically, a drowning person will be just beneath the water, their eyes may look glossy, and their arms will either be out to the side or they will look like they are trying to climb an invisible ladder under the water. Because the body is focused on trying to breathe, they are physically incapable of calling out for help. Drowning is actually silent. There is no splashing, flailing, or yelling. In fact, this drowning reflex is so strong, that one way to tell if somebody is drowning is by noticing that their hair is in their face. Nobody likes their wet hair in their face, so if somebody is fine, they will just move it out of the way. However, if somebody is drowning, they can’t do this; so, if you see someone just beneath the surface with their hair in their face, you need to take action — they might be drowning. 

Just like there are nonobvious signs that somebody is drowning, there are also nonobvious signs your business is in trouble. Here are four canaries in the coal mine that are easier to miss.

1) More and more “crazy“ or “unreasonable“ dissatisfied customers. Every now and then, you are going to get someone who is nuts and cannot be made happy. These exist. However, if you find yourself starting to describe a growing percentage of your customers this way, that is a sign of trouble. Either you are getting burnt out and starting to resent your customers, a drop in quality is making more people upset, or — and this is the most likely — a combination of both. We briefly used a company whose products started breaking, sometimes as soon as the customer started using them, and other times just during the shipping process. Over and over, the owner of this business said the issue was user error. He thought customers were installing them wrong. Oddly enough, this “user error“ wasn’t an issue for the competing brand that we switched to. Low quality is a problem, but the inability to own it and take responsibility is an even bigger problem.

2) You lose more than one excellent employee in a short time span. Sometimes people choose to move on and it isn’t your fault, but if you have more than one GOOD person decide that they are better off somewhere else, that’s an issue. Your good employees are going to be the ones with the most opportunities trying to pull them away. They have options. Because of that, they will be the first to go if things seem to be headed in a bad direction, or changes have made them unhappy. An inability to retain top tier people is a very bad sign. To make matters worse, this can create a downward spiral. If problems in the business are making good people leave, then eventually, all you will have left are employees who can’t find another job. You are left with just crappy employees. This is going to make your problems even worse, making it even harder to keep good people — and good customers. 

We used to use this IT company for technical support. They were pretty solid, with a number of good technicians. They had one guy, though, who was awful. He was just the absolute worst. Something changed either in the business or with the owner, and from what I’ve been told, he started treating the staff really harshly. Eventually, the only employee he had left was the terrible one. Because he sucked, he didn’t have any other options, so he was more willing to put up with the abuse. It didn’t take long for us to switch to a different IT firm. I doubt we were the only one. We had been a customer for many years, and when we canceled our contract, no one ever even reached out to ask us why.

3) You have resorted to trying to be the cheapest. Some companies, like Walmart or Amazon, can succeed by always the being the lowest price, but chances are, that can’t work for you long term. The problem with making your low price your most salient benefit is not just that you are working with smaller margins, but you also don’t have any loyalty from your customers. If they can find it cheaper somewhere else, that’s where they’ll go. This creates a price war — a race to the bottom — and if you’re not careful, you might win. 

4) I’m going to touch on the most obvious signs in a moment, and one of them is definitely cash flow. If you don’t have the money to make payroll, pay rent, or pay suppliers on time, you know that you’re in trouble. A more subtle warning sign before your bank account is empty is this: if your bank account balances + your accounts receivable are lower than your payables, you are about to be in trouble. You need to start clearing inventory, trying to borrow money, and trading cash for pre-orders yesterday.

I don’t think I need to go over the obvious signs — you can’t pay your people/bills, unplanned, sharply declining revenues, ongoing negative profits, etc. If you’re not making payroll, you don’t need me to tell you things aren’t going well. 

But those are a few of the less obvious indicators that your business might be in trouble. If you can catch them early, you have a better chance of righting the ship before it’s too late. 

And now you also know what drowning looks like. That was just a free bonus. Just for you, no charge.

(Do you know who’s good at spotting red flags? Not your mom. Your mom also gets a text from me every Sunday with a link to the latest blog post. Send a text to 561-726-1567 with the word CRIP as the message to get a link to the blog as soon as it’s up.

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Crippled CEO Blog #138: Be the show, not the commercial

Crippled CEO Blog #138:

I think every small business should be posting on Facebook and Instagram, preferably at least once per day.

This is only helpful, however, if you are posting the right thing.

I see so many small businesses that treat their Facebook posts like ads in a newspaper or magazine. 

And that is fine occasionally, but it can’t be the majority of your output. 

Here is my mantra for posting to social media as a business: 

Be the show, not the commercial. 

Regardless of what you do, people are going to be more inclined to care about the “show” than your commercial. 

Think about it: you will tune out a 30 second commercial for a real estate broker or an interior designer, but these shows on HGTV get tons of people watching for a half hour at a time. 

You would fast forward through a commercial about a pawnshop, but Pawn Stars was a huge hit raking in millions of eye balls. 

Literally nobody wants to sit through a commercial for a venture capital investor, but Shark Tank is excellent TV.

I was asked once what the difference is, and my answer was short: intent. 

There are four kinds of content you can put out where you’re the show and not the commercial, and whichever you are doing, if your intention is correct, people will notice. 

So, what are the four kinds?

1) Educational content. If you own a business, you are an expert in something that other people need or care about. You have valuable insight that you can share. Share it. And share generously. Don’t worry about giving away what you think you’re selling. People will still end up hiring you. If you’re a web designer, and you give a step-by-step tutorial on how a company can build their first website, even though you just gave away all of the information so people could do it themselves, that tutorial is going to make them more likely to buy from you, not less. Knowing how to do something isn’t what’s stopping people — actually doing the work is. 

2) Document what’s going on in your business. Turn your company into a mini reality show and let people feel invested in being a part of the journey. Share the good, obviously, but don’t be afraid to share the bad, also. People who feel like they know your company and come along for the ride are going to refer you and be about as loyal as you can get.

3) Fun stuff. There isn’t much educational about filming your staff doing the latest TikTok dance, but it’s fun, people will like you more, and folks are more likely to buy from companies they like.

4) Curate other content. Being a source for things happening in your industry is a great way to provide value without having to actually create any original content. If you are an automotive repair shop, and your Facebook page always has all the latest and most interesting car news, that’s going to get people coming back while increasing your credibility. 

You don’t have to do all four of these. In fact, I would recommend focusing on one, maybe two, and then sprinkling in the others when the opportunity arises.

And that’s that. If you do this consistently, you’re going to do well on social media. Just take a step back every now and again and make sure that your content hasn’t drifted over into being a commercial, and you are still the show.

Welcome to show biz. 

(You know who put on one heck of a show last night? Your mom. Your mom also gets a text from me every Sunday with a link to the latest blog post. Send a text to 561-726-1567 with the word CRIP as the message to get a link to the blog as soon as it’s up.

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