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Crippled CEO Blog #015: Getting Laid is Good for Business

I’m going to tell you a secret: getting laid regularly is good for business.

Getting laid increases sales.

Getting laid bolsters profits.

And not just for high-end escorts – but definitely them, too. Everybody.

And I’m not just talking about the physiological and mental benefits of sex and intimacy, though that is tremendously advantageous as well.

If you are getting laid regularly, you are experiencing a positive byproduct of investing time and energy into areas of your life outside of your business. You are spending time with the people you care about. You are relatively healthy. You are enjoyable to be around. You are doing all of the other things necessary for someone else to want to touch your no-no parts.

And you need that in order to run your business. If your life isn’t going well OUTSIDE work, the stress and loneliness of that will crush you. People talk about work/life balance as being important for your personal life, but the reality is that it’s even more important to your business life. Because the moment THAT side of your life explodes, not only will the fact that you’re miserable ruin your ability to be productive, creative, and proactive, but the sudden emergency of the situation will now DEMAND your time and attention – all of it – and now your business is suffering.

You need both wheels on the bike in order to keep pedaling. If one falls off, you end up face down in the concrete, looking like me on May 30, 2019, with two dozen stitches in my face.

Make sure that your non-work life is going well enough that you’re getting laid often. Your business will thank you.

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